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Tony is fat, once he did a belly flop in San Francisco and the tidal wave travelled to Japan.
Belly Flop - How to Win:The one who wins the belly flop, deserves to, based on preparation and his or her Godly character habits. One who is patient in their relations with other people will stand out, in the eyes of belly flop judges and other powerful people.The following people should be favored to win the Belly Flop: #1 The one who is heavy in weight, but light in laziness. The belly flop contest gives heavy people an opportunity to prove their sporting skills, especially when people think they are uncoordinated. A skinny person could win, but should, most of the times, be the underdog, because there is less skin slapping the water. #2 The one with the best flop. The one who slaps as much skin on the water as possible, making the loudest sound. The one who, before doing this, gets the most vertical air time he or she is capable of getting. The one who keeps his or her arms somewhere between straight out and slightly up (towards the top of their head), from the beginning to end while in air. The one who doesn't move their upper body, while in the air. The one who does not push at the water to soften the painful slap. The one who takes the pain of the water slap as a condition of winning. Effective practicing can be done lying face down on the ground, then visualizing the motions. #3 The one who gets the most cheers from the crowd. The belly flopper could ask for this ahead of time. The cheers must come immediately after the sound of the slap on the water. Anything else would seem like fake approval. #4 The one who is prepared and does everything right. #5 The one with a profession that is more important than the Belly Flop contest. The one who likes their profession. The one who likes being the best at everything they want to be the best at doing. #6 The one who asks God to win the night before, to then become a small-time spokesperson for the Belly Flop. #7 The one who has a quality (usually a spiritual gift in character) that judges look up to. #8 The one who drinks alcohol or takes a pain reliever before the contest. However, the drugged up contestant needs to avoid obnoxious and lethargic behavior. #9 The one who talks little when in the presence of a successful person. The one who knows that to become a success in life, one must cultivate patience using self-control. | |
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